"You want someone to chase after a mugger or track down some weasel who stole ya motha's crockery? You call the police, but even then don't expect them to be worth nuffin'.
But when it comes to evil, when it comes to the spooks over crooks and the bad things that bump in the night, who can help you? Some say the D's, but I don't think even those bastards are around to care anymore." ~ Jack's Bar regular